There was once a boy named Bob. Bob liked video games since he is a 10 year old boy who watches a disturbing amount of Minecraft lets plays. One day Bob went on a shopping website to buy video games and he found a game called "Minecraft positive adjective version". He bought it after stealing his mothers credit card. He would scream happily but he destroyed his vocal cords screaming at a Hanzo main in Overwatch. When the game came into the mail he was very happy and immediately put it into his xbox one. When the game started Steve was hanging... out with Alex. A creeper slowly crept up on them only to offer them some tea and crumpets.
Bob decided to get into the game hoping for an amazing Minecraft experience. But it was just a normal Minecraft. He got made and went to sleep in his race car bed. When he woke up he was in the Minecraft world. Steve came over to him and told him that he was forever trapped in this world for being an awful child, and human being in general. Bob started to cry seeing that his mom brought pizza and garlic sticks.
He begged Steve to let him go, he said "Please don't torture me like this!" But Steve said "Mate, I'm the one being tortured. I have to spend the next eternity looking at your ugly mug." Bob asked what he did wrong but Steve did not say anything. He asked once more and Steve replied "Listen kid, I'm all for second chances. For Petes sake I've died 38 times. If you swear to stop being a cliche I'll let you go."
Bob swore and suddenly he awoke in his bed. He went to the kitchen and saw his mom. As she turned around he saw that she had the face of Alex and his dad had the face of Steve. Bob screamed in fear. His parents took off the masks and said they were just trying to get into the Minecraft stuff he talked about so much. Bob enjoyed existence and eventually died of natural causes.